The Girl
Just the other day I saw a girl. I almost went up and talked to her but I just didn’t have it in me. I’m not very good at talking with girls or people in general. I hope one of these days I can get the nerve up to go and talk to her but I’m not sure if I will ever be able to. I usually see her at the coffee shop in the morning.
She hasn’t ever really noticed me but I have noticed her. One of these days I will go and ask her on a date just to prove that I have it in me. I’m sure she has a boyfriend or maybe a girlfriend it seems like a lot of girls are lesbians these days. Most likely because of guys like me that are over weight and hairy all over.
Maybe I’ll try and lose some weight before I approach her. I won’t hold it against her if she doesn’t want to hang out with me because I know its a little creepy for a girl when I guy she doesn’t know her and comes up to her to ask her out.
She looks to be about the same age as me and she is over weight, but not as over weight as I am. I wish she was another 80 pounds over weight because then I think I would  have more of a chance with her.